Saturday, May 16, 2009

A Poem by Ellen Meister

RESUME REDONE (with apologies to Dorothy Parker) By Ellen Meister

TV bores you
The Web is a fright
Your spouse ignores you
And hobbies are trite

Films are offensive

Gardens weed
Shopping's expensive
You might as well read.

Ellen will appear at The Gazebo on June 29th.

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